Cech To Wear Orange In Tonight's Final
Chelsea number one keeper Petr Cech is trying to do all the best he can to mess with United’s aim. Cech wants to stand out in tonight’s match and will be wearing an orange kit in tonight’s Champions League Final.
Cech wants to do all he can in his biggest game of his life. He is trying to do all things possible to try to foil Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney. That is, he will be wearing a specially designed orange shirt developed by Russian Scientists that is produced to distract strikers as they fire in their shots.
“It’s been scientifically proven that you shoot at targets when you see one,” Cech said. “Even when a player wants to shoot into the bottom corner, they see the orange shirt and they can’t ignore the colour because it’s attractive to their eyes. It happens quickly and subconsciously, but eyes cannot ignore such a bright colour.”
Cech has already tried this technique on the last of the Premiership against Bolton Wanderers, when Chelsea needed to beat their opponents in order to try and lift the Premier League. Yet this trick produced some mixed results as Cech got beaten late in the match by Matthew Taylor who hit the net to snatch a draw.
“The studies say the colour is like an alarm or alert which spreads and is very difficult to avoid,” Cech said. “I found this out from a Russian guy working at Sparta Prague when I was there four years ago. He showed me all his studies and I was very impressed.”
Therefore, tonight he will be wearing and testing this trick for the second time and with so much at stake, he must hope that it works perfectly so as to get to one against the Red Devils after losing the Premier League to them by just two points.
he looks like a tangerine
yea but he still wont be able to stop man utd scoring mate, they gunna get battered cech what are you doing.
I hope it works. Go Chelsea for Champions League!
surely thats cheating…
they think they’re being really clever with their “science”…but it failed in its first game haha! not to mention the fact that cech now looks like an idiot! now all he needs is a bright orange helmet to really cap it off!
does this guy realize how ridiculous he looks lol. hope ron, roo and tev give him a hard time tonight, and that his performance will encourage chelski fans to throw him tangerines xD
surely orange will be too close to man utd’s red????
I think the rules are that even the GK’s top must be different in colour to both teams…
P.S. GO MAN UTD!!
Ye joe. his protective hat in orange woul be absolutely classic.
Does not matter what colour his shirt is,Man Utd wont score,and chelsea stuff them in th final!!!!
united 2:1 glory glory manutd
Does that explain why John Terry ran straight into him then?
your all just f****** stupid, its the goalkeeper top for the new chelsea home kit for 2008/2009. and tonight they are wearing their new kit…… wow.
It Looks Awful But Come On Tonight Chelsea Beat The Scum
MOT
Of course orange attracts ur attention but it also sees were u are and were ur going
Everyone knows united are gonna win
Worst keepers top i have ever seen. Least if the flood lights fail Utd will still be able to find their way to chelseas net! Hope Utd win…..can’t stand londoners!
quite like the new badge, doesn’t look like its been designed by a child, unlike the new badges for wigan and qpr.
if it works tonight i think we will doomed ti see every clubs gk shirts being of hi-vis standard
i guess he doesn’t realize that since the players in the premier league have been playing their entire lives, their subconscious motivation is actually to miss the target. i would be willing to bet that the “russian scientists” were using normal people as test subjects, if testing was even done at all…
so in short, he’s just making himself easier to see and thus easier to avoid
The color is actually referred to by adidas as “infared”. It is an almost neon red/orange that is also used in the new line of referee kits from adidas.
Using the “logic” of the Russian, referees will spend most of the game ducking to avoid player passes that will surely be subconsciously aimed at them.
Didn’t do much for him in the pens did it?
well chelsea lost didn’t they. uh huh. now what mr. cech.
yeah i support man u he luks like hes playin in a fog
thank god we won 22nd may 08
I can’t talk, cos I wear yellow when I keep, but he does look like a road worker. It’d look better with black shorts surely.
He’ll be snookered if Chelsea meet Shakhtar Donetsk in the Champions’ League!
note to paul, shakhtar’s home kit is WHITE!! (no real need for these–>!!, but fun anyway)
ok.
it’s one thing it has a chelsea badge on, it’s another when it’s florescent orange. It’s the worst kit i’ve ever seen
i bet last year’s away kit is this year’s keeper away kit lol
